Monday, April 26, 2010

Don't hate the bait !!!
is it brown-eyeing me??

You know the first step to Couture is the make-up. 

Heeeeey!!!! fake it till you can you make it but just don't shake it! heeeeey!!! 
This  lovely lady is starting out right, hitting the over-priced insignia make-up before she hit the old-caucasian-who-wants-a-wife that can pass for an ambiguious teen girl and cook and clean. Mother and daughter in one with abit of hanky panky on the side. 
Italians may do it better but Asians are tighter where it counts, 
Just sayin.....

For the amount of money you spend on Chanel make-up you'd be able to afford lasik eye surgery. Heeeeeeyyyy!!!

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Excuse me is that a Burberry print pleated skirt and Vivienne Westwood Mary-Janes?  big BUT beautiful? 
Big BUT anything more like it,  about to slide off the cum-sheet covered sofa.

Bitch please, you're not even close to being porno.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Mr McLaren is dead.

Pictures and pens are all over so if you cared enough you would have seen.

Punk is not merely juvenile revolutions but a cultural dichotomy which anchors our identity.

A great man has died, his work can be seen from post-punk rock millennia to Gaga Symbolistic Pop music for "all the houses that walked there before".

Friday, April 16, 2010

Spent all your wages on a Louis Vuitton handbag got nothing for a pair of pants.

Luxury and the lambs.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

If you didn't get the invite nor made it to the stores for a catalogue order or even squeezed yourself into a show then you can always get right HERE, right now.
Why buy a season ahead when you can just buy within the season? Just wear it alot before you see Lara bingle papped with it on. Baaaa...aaaaaaaa

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Akira isogawa's  2010 printemps is absolutely fantastic. 
When you feel every pore in your body tighten into a titillating point, the height  of a crescendo. 
Lets forget about the Bonds t-shirt collaboration, all is forgiven. 

Beautiful re-working of the east meets west ethos, twisting cultural systems into more confident forward forms.

Colours bold and succinct, from strong reds to transparent blacks and an amazing caramel/olive  flower print panel full length dress !

Now if only Akira would create a mens collection .... or even pieces that are gender neutral... i think it's time Australian mens fashion needs a leader, enfant-terrible to shake up ghastly Fred perry aspirations.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Denim is in, so is scoliosis.